I went to Marie Callender’s for dinner because I was told that they have some of the best confections. After I finished the meal and was about to start on the dessert, a waitress snatched the plate from right in front of me as I was just about to dig in. She seemed a little hostile and then she explained that I couldn’t have my cake and eat it too. I was startled and confused, but I just paid for the food and immediately left. (If that is Marie Callender’s company policy, eventually that cliché is going to cause one of their employees to be subjected to a serious beat down).