The other day when I was on my way to the store, I saw a homeless person standing on the corner holding up a sign saying he will work for food. So I went to McDonald’s and bought him a meal. When I came back, I parked my car and carried the food to him. He was obviously really hungry as I watched him wolf it down. When he stopped and put a straw in the drink I provided, he abruptly stopped and stared at me momentarily. And then he said, “Why in the world didn’t you get easy ice? The less ice you put in here, the more pop you can get in! That’s simple physics! What are you, an idiot?” And hour later when I was coming back from the store, he was still standing on the same corner, wet and shivering from me snatching his Pepsi from him and pouring it over of his head.