After years of tireless research, I have finally completely building a time machine. For $2500.00 I will transport anyone… into the present. I am guaranteeing, that anyone who steps into my creation, will step out into the exact same time period. I have already been asked, why I don’t transport people into the past or the future? Well, we know that the past is screwed up, and the future is probably going to be even more screwed up. What kind of idiot would want to go to those places? Anyway, to reserve your spot you can use cash or any major credit card.