I pride myself on having a keen ability to read women early on in a relationship. I remember a few years ago, I went on a blind date with a women and we met at the beach. After I noticed that she would constantly wade in about two feet of water, that was a sign to me that she was probably shallow. (I recently changed psychiatrists after I got tired of my previous one calling me a misguided worthless loser, however his rates were pretty reasonable).
