I just paid $2500.00 to get involved in a business venture that’s a gold mine! I was lucky enough to get approached by a guy when I was standing at a bus stop, that told me he planned on copyrighting the entire alphabet, and then have everyone that uses any of them on the internet, forced to pay him a fee. Apparently I caught him in a good mood, because he let me in on the ground floor. So I rushed to the bank and gave him the cash before he changed his mind. Some opportunities come by only once in a lifetime, fortunately I wasn’t foolish enough to pass this one up. (I hope all of my friends can hide their jealousy after I tell them about my anticipated windfall! Losers.)
