I haven’t been in a relationship for quite some time, so a friend of mine who lives in San Diego, set me up with a mermaid. (This is my first liquid date).
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I haven’t been in a relationship for quite some time, so a friend of mine who lives in San Diego, set me up with a mermaid. (This is my first liquid date).