I just found out that my nephew who is in the Army and launches surface-to-air missiles, was hospitalized because he became too obsessed with his job. He is now in rehab trying to deal with his addiction to plane killers.
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I just found out that my nephew who is in the Army and launches surface-to-air missiles, was hospitalized because he became too obsessed with his job. He is now in rehab trying to deal with his addiction to plane killers.