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A few years ago I had a part time job as a limousine driver. One day I had to pick up action movie star, “The Rock” during a really bad storm. It was pouring down so hard that visibility was only a few feet. As soon as I dropped him off, the showers almost immediately stopped. And I said to myself, “I can see clearly now Dwayne has gone.”