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I just saw on Animal Planet a special about the Tasmanian Devil. I learned that it cannot spin extremely fast and create a small tornado. Based on this information, I no longer trust or respect Warner Brothers/Looney Toons for deceiving me for so long. Also, I am now having my doubts if a road runner can actually run at about 300 mph.