My well-deserved reputation of being lazy has finally caught up with me. Instead of going to the grocery store as I should have when I was really hungry, I decided to cook anything in the kitchen that was edible. In hindsight, making onion pancakes and using Pepto-Bismol as syrup was a very stupid idea. For the past hour or so, I can’t make any sudden movements because my stomach and intestines are currently at war with each other. What the…
