I have a friend of mine that’s the queen of the nitpickers. Her nitpicking has driven everyone close to her to near insanity. Last week a few of them got together and decided that someone should tell her about the affect she has on people, and that someone should be me. I reluctantly went to her home, and expressed mine and everyone else’s sentiments. To my surprise, she told me that she respected me for my actions and she appreciated me for informing her. Then she went on to say, the next time I do something like this to be more forceful and to have better posture while speaking. And then she criticized my choice of words and suggested that I go out and buy a Thesaurus. And then she said the creases in my pants weren’t aligned properly. And then…
