My nephew recently went on trial for attempting to rob a bank. The prosecution stated during the proceedings that they found his DNA at the crime scene, emphasizing that the chances of someone else having his, was 1 in 15 billion. When my nephew testified, he said because there are only 7.5 billion people on earth, he argued that the real culprit has probably already left the planet, and the police should be trying to arrest him before he leaves the solar system. Hmm, interesting. #newstandardinidicocy
