I have always thought that everyone has a gift, and after all these years I figured out what mine is. It is retroactive fortune telling. People are very curious about what the future holds, but I focus on the past. I have the unique ability to confirm things… after they happen. And now, I have fine-tuned my incredible ability to the point where I can predict the exact time you will make your appointment with me, within three days after you make it. (To be honest, I am very nervous to discover that I have this new mysterious power, and hopefully I won’t ever abuse it).
