Last week I was sitting in front of the fireplace at home listening to some romantic music with a lady friend of mine, and I thought the evening was going well. I was really surprised when she said out of the blue, that even though she really liked me, it irritated her that I was so out of touch with technology. Specifically she referred to the fact that I was the only adult she knew that did not have a cell phone, but only a landline with a rotary phone. I told her that not having a cell phone does not make me “out of touch with technology”. When she didn’t seem to care that I was offended, I ended the relationship on the spot. I turned off the music on my 8 track player and kindly asked her to leave.