I have been attracted to women for some odd reasons over the years, especially the last four I dated. One lady got my attention because we both found the ancient burials of Egyptians very fascinating. Another lady made the best cookies I’ve ever tasted. The third one loved it when I made her laugh, and she wanted me to do it even more. And the fourth one was extremely safety conscious, and she insisted that I wore a reflective jacket when I did my early morning walks. In other words, I dated one for the mummy, two for the dough, three to get witty, and four to glow. Yeah… whatever.
