Yesterday, I accidentally cut myself really bad, but instead of going to a doctor at a local hospital, I tried to save some money by going to an animal hospital. The veterinarian was a little surprised to see me there, but I was injured so badly that he had me sedated, and then stitched me up. When I woke up I felt great! The injury was cleaned, bandaged, I felt no pain, and it only costed me $110.00. However, I am concerned on why I now have a lot of animosity towards cats, and an overwhelming desired to buy the boxed set of the 1960’s series “Lassie”. What the…