Yesterday, I texted to all of my friends and family, “Happy Veterans Day”. One of them texted me back and stated that he wasn’t a veteran, so my message made no sense. I thought about it, and I texted him back, saying “I’m not a ‘Thanksgiving’ either, but last year you wished me a ‘Happy Thanksgiving’. #moron.” I’m assuming that got him angry, but I can’t say for sure, because I removed him from my contacts, blocked his number, and I anonymously ran an ad on Craigslist on his behalf, requesting a donor for a brain transplant. Loser.
