Last year, a neighbor of mine that’s a devout Muslim decided to shares his faith with me, in the hopes that I would convert to Islam from Christianity.

He asked me if knew who Allah was.

“Yes”, I answered, “And your god answers to my God”. I thought my response was pretty funny, until he opened his expensive jacket revealing a vest full of explosives. The heat generated on the soul of my shoes because of the speed I was running was so fast, that it melted a half an inch of rubber off of my brand new Reeboks. (Some of those people have major anger management issues).