PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS (ASSUMING YOU LIKE REALLY BAD ADVICE) ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!
“Wake up sleepy heads on this cold winter morning. Today’s low should be around 7000 degrees, so if you’re going out, wear a heavy jacket or coat. Tomorrow it will be partly cloudy, with the possibility of scattered fire and brimstone”.
You have just read a weather report from hell.