My nephew, who has countless run-ins with the law, has proven that he is one of the dumbest criminals of all time. Two months ago, he attempted to rob a bank. As he held the teller at gunpoint, he demanded $10,000 in large bills. The teller apparently was a very good judge of character, suspected how stupid he really is, and went to the other tellers to get their large “bills”, which included their personal power bills, cable bills, cell phone bills, mortgages, etc. My nephew then grabbed the paperwork and quickly ran out of the bank. Now, he’s working two jobs just to keep up payments. Idiot.
