I almost went to jail yesterday morning. I usually walk 2.5 miles to start my day, but yesterday I decided to try 7 miles. I was so exhausted that my feet and legs were sore, and it hurt every time I took a step. A policeman approached me, and after I spoke to him, he told me to sit down for a little while to regain some of my energy. I thanked him for his suggestion, and I told him that I was going to continue on home. He then threatened to put me in handcuffs, and was going to charge me with “resisting a rest”. What the…