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A five year old kid on my block was repeatedly warned not to ride his Big Wheel in the street, yet he continued to do it anyway. Finally a cop caught him doing it and gave him a $250.00 ticket. Fortunately for the child, his insurance won’t go up and the fine will be lowered if he attends traffic pre-school.