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A friend of mine actually has a pet hen that he is extremely attached to. Unfortunately the hen was attacked by a dog, and her legs was bitten off. In a panic, he rushed the hen to a very creative veterinarian , that used coils from a bed to replace the missing limbs, and now my friend has a spring chicken.