A Hispanic friend of mine recently got stopped by the cops when he was driving, and he was arrested shortly thereafter. According to him, he was intoxicated and swerving in an out of  traffic. When the cops pulled him over, they conducted a field sobriety test, and they told him to count to five in Spanish. My friend said “uno, dos, cuatro, cinco”. After he said that, the cops arrested him for “tres” passing. What the...