After giving it a lot of thought, I decided that I don’t ever want to date an attractive woman again. I don’t want to have to keep constantly looking over my shoulder, wondering if some guy could get her attention, and take her away from me. So, in the future, I am only going to get involved with really ugly women. I want a woman who a has face that can easily scare small children, as well and medium size dogs. I want her ugly enough to crack a mirror from fifty feet. On the other hand, suppose I end up getting involved with a woman, who is dating me because I met that exact same criteria in her opinion. What the….