I have been walking around with a black eye for the past two days. My injury was sustained after I got decked by a clerk at a candy store. I told him that I felt that all of their lollipops tasted awful, and then he sucker punched me. Whatever.
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I have been walking around with a black eye for the past two days. My injury was sustained after I got decked by a clerk at a candy store. I told him that I felt that all of their lollipops tasted awful, and then he sucker punched me. Whatever.