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I had breakfast with my former wife yesterday, and the experience was awful! She criticized me about everything I had ever done in my life since I met her, from the moment we sat down to the moment we walked out of the restaurant. So now I can honestly say, the worst dining out experience I have ever had, involved bacon and ex.