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Yesterday, I decided to really embrace the holiday season by watching a Christmas movie. Unfortunately, the film had the opposite effect on me. The story line revolved around some children that were very sad and depressed, that were taking a train to the North Pole. My first clue was, the flick was named “The Bi-Polar Express”.