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My cousin, who is a boxing fan, asked me what were the best fights I’d ever seen. For me this was easy. Ali versus Foreman, the first fight between Sugar Ray Leonard and Thomas Hearns, and Alice versus Timothy. Most people haven’t heard of that last one. It was my parents, two days before their divorce was finalized.