Can you believe this? I am writing this from a police station, and I’m currently being detained. I happened to see a robbery at a fabric store, and now they’re holding me as a material witness. (Nothing that happens to me surprises me anymore).
PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS (ASSUMING YOU LIKE REALLY BAD ADVICE) ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!
Can you believe this? I am writing this from a police station, and I’m currently being detained. I happened to see a robbery at a fabric store, and now they’re holding me as a material witness. (Nothing that happens to me surprises me anymore).