I have a friend of mine has a major problem with his foot odor. He has tried everything, and nothing worked. A few weeks ago he attempted something really radical. Every night before he went to bed, he taped some breath mints on his feet. A few days later he was hospitalized, because the appendages on his feet had shrunk to the size of the breath mints. The doctor told him that he now has tic tac… toe. What the…