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When I read certain passages out of the bible, they remind me of when I was a child, and the desire I had to be an oceanographer when I grew up. The book of Jonah makes me think of whales, all four gospels mentions fish, and I like the book of Revelation’s intense focus on seals. (I might be a little confused regarding that last one).