One thing that I have learned after recently getting married is, just because my wife is well educated, doesn’t necessarily mean she’s smart outside of books. Here’s an example. I have been using the same brand of soap for years, but for the past four days I’ve used her brand… and here’s the problem. It didn’t build up any lather, and not only did I not feel any cleaner after my shower, but my skin felt sore in several places all over my body. When I approached my wife questioning her pathetic choice of soap, she told me what I was using was a pumice stone, and I’ve never seen one of those before. So I was thinking to myself, if she is so smart, why would she marry an idiot like me, thus my original assessment of her intelligence is still valid. Another issue I have with her, is her ridiculous allegation that I always refuse to admit when I’m wrong. Typical woman.
