Back where I grew up, a friend of mine who has been often been understandably referred to as the “town drunk”, finally got a job. He is responsible for the repair and maintenance in a residential building that rents exclusively to alcoholics, so I guess that would make him the “stupor-intendent”. I also heard that the people who live there can only unlock their apartment doors by using a whis-key.
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