I recently went to the DMV to renew my driver’s license. When I was posing for the picture, I asked to clerk to make me look good. He responded by saying that he’s a state employee, not a plastic journey. I felt so insulted by his sarcasm that I wanted to sue the state of Nevada. But my lawyer told me that they’re not responsible, and he then added that even if they were, I’m not in the least bit attractive. Again the judicial system failed me.