I rarely go to restaurants with anyone, because my eating habits embarrasses whomever I’m dining with. I usually consume all of the food on my plate in less than 60 seconds, and my gorging always garnishes strange looks from anyone that happens to be looking my way. Last week when I was having lunch alone in a restaurant, a cop that was sitting at a table across from mine, actually put me on radar. In his opinion, I was eating so fast, that he gave me a meal ticket. What the…