BREAKING NEWS – Philadelphia, Pennsylvania – According to Bill Cosby’s legal team, the disgraced comedian is “completely blind”. His top lawyers, Brian McMonagle and Angela C. Agrusa, stated that Cosby’s sight has been slowly fading for some time. But a well placed source is referring to it as a “ruse”, and the famous comedian is using the “blind act”, so he can “accidentally” touch unfamiliar women inappropriately, and then allege he had no idea they were near him.
