BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Justice Department dealt a stunning blow to former Acting FBI Director Andrew McCabe on Friday night, firing him just days before he would have been eligible for a lifetime pension after determining that he lied to investigators reviewing the bureau’s probe of Hillary Clinton’s email server.
“Pursuant to Department Order 1202, and based on the report of the Inspector General, the findings of the FBI Office of Professional Responsibility, and the recommendation of the Department’s senior career official, I have terminated the employment of Andrew McCabe effective immediately,” Attorney General Jeff Sessions said in a statement.
McCabe said he was ready for this, and has already submitted his résumé to the CIA in the hopes of getting a job as a foreign agent. The current director of the CIA Michael Pompeo has acknowledged that he has received the résumé, and he plans to meet with his advisers, to determine how many pieces it will be ripped into before they mail it back to McCabe.