I walked into a friend of mine’s apartment and it was so hot. So I jokingly asked him, “What do you have the thermostat set on? Hell?” I thought what I said was funny, but I started feeling uneasy after he said one of the people he admires the most, was unfairly and abruptly  kicked out of heaven along with his allies, without giving them time to rent U-Haul trucks and acquire shipping containers.