BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to Homeland Security, teenage female Eskimos are now being heavily recruited by Islamic extremists in northern Alaska to […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Baltimore, Maryland – A man wearing a surgical mask and sunglasses and dressed as a hedgehog, or possibly a white panda, was […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Arlington, Virginia – Jeh Johnson the director of Homeland Security, has announced that terrorism has now reached Sesame Street. According to the […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN’s Carol Costello raised more than a few eyebrows after citing a report from the Department […]
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BREAKING NEWS – East Rutherford, New Jersey – After the embarrassing 43-8 loss the Denver Broncos received in the Super Bowl handed to them by […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Department of Homeland Security employee Ayo Kimathi, gets put on paid administrative leave after it was discovered that he […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – The science fiction movie “After Earth”, is the latest flop from Tinseltown. Director M. Night Shyamalan, who once had […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Department of Homeland Security has started releasing hundreds of illegal immigrants held in local jails in anticipation of […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Charles Edwards the acting inspector general for the Department of Homeland Security, announces that the White House is now […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C – Long time special agent James T. Hayes Jr., has filed a federal lawsuit, stating that Homeland Security Secretary Janet […]
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BREAKING NEWS – North Pole, Alaska – After a joint investigation by the FAA and Department of Homeland Security, Santa Claus, Rudolph, and two elves were arrested […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – At Dulles International Airport, the Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security Janet Napolitano warns all TSA employees, that she will immediately […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano stated at a press conference that she is presently very angry and frustrated. She then […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The U.S. Department of Homeland Security announces that will now monitor more closely all home grown terrorism and hate groups […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Homeland Security and the FBI are now investigating Bert from Sesame Street alleging that he has been supporting Osama […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to Homeland Security and the FBI, some of the information gleaned from Osama bin Laden’s compound, included plans to […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In light of what has happened in Egypt recently and several other middle eastern countries, Janet Napolitano the Director […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After the failed attempt of the Underwear Bomber on Christmas day last year, recently acquired intelligence shows that […]