COMMENTARY: I went out on a blind date with this woman that went on and on about how woman are equal to men in every way. Then I told her, that if she really believed that, then she should pay for the entire evening. She looked at me sarcastically, and then said “no problem”. I was surprised to hear her say that, but when I realized she was paying for dinner, I ordered the most expensive meal on the menu. I even ordered some extra food so I could take it home.
After the meal we went to the movies and she paid for that too. When the evening was over, I told her because we were in my car, they she should pay for the gas. She smiled at me, paused momentarily, and then handed me a ten dollar bill, and told me to go and pay the cashier inside. After I put the gas in the tank, I told her that our date was a very unique experience for me, and I drove her home.
As I stopped in front of her house, she looked at me in a very sexy way, and then she said she wanted to leave me with something. She reached over and gave me a kiss that was hot enough to melt aluminum. She then opened the door, and slowly and seductively walked away wearing her short silk dress. I drove off spellbound and dazzled. Only after I got a block away did I realize that she left something besides a passionate kiss. Apparently when I went to pump the gas, she peed on my brand new sheepskin seat covers. A big gross puddle! It was disgusting! She also changed my radio station to reggae. I never liked that kind of music.