I am a little ashamed, but here are five:

1. A heated political race with plenty of mudslinging.

2. A senior citizen getting a speeding ticket for driving to slow.

3. A superstar athlete that demands more money, and to his surprise, gets traded the next day.

4. Any cheerleader I knew when I was in high school, that was drop-dead gorgeous and extremely conceited back then, and today is at least 100 pounds overweight.

5. Celebrities that stammer when they try to explain some of their idiotic political views.