My trip to Washington, D.C. (Part 3 of 5) My flight to the nation’s capital is one I won’t forget any time soon. I flew on Jet Blue, and they have televisions on the back seats with about 30 different channels for the passengers to enjoy. I felt like acting silly, so I complained to the flight attendant that I couldn’t find the remote control. When she explained to me that there was no remote control because the tv was just a foot away, I complained about the tv not being a widescreen with surround sound. I thought what I said was so funny, until a couple of sky marshalls aggressively escorted me from the plane. The FAA has no freakin’ sense of humor whatsoever!!!