According to the bible (in which I believe and embrace) when the rapture takes place, all believers will join Jesus in the clouds. What will the “so-called” Christians say that are still here after the rapture? Here are some possible excuses:
1. I’m afraid of heights.
2. I was halfway up and I had to come back because I left the stove on.
3. I was on hold during an important phone call.
4. I was halfway up and I had to come back to go to the Post Office, to have my mail forwarded to heaven.
5. I easily get nosebleeds
6. I was stuck in traffic
7. I overslept.
8. I was watching a playoff game that went into overtime.
9. I was checking with the FAA to see if my flight path was approved.