Wacky Weekend Questions - If you won the lottery today and became an instant multi-millionaire, what steps would you be willing to take to hide it from your freeloading relatives and or in-laws? If you were married, would you consider having your spouse bumped off?

COMMENTARY: As far as my relatives, I’d hire an armed guard, with “shoot to kill” instructions, at anybody that appeared to resemble me. However, I don’t advocate anybody bumping off their spouses. Just kidding, yes I do.