Wacky Weekend Questions – Men, how terrified were you, the first time you saw your wife or girlfriend first thing in the morning (when they first got out of bed)?
COMMENTARY: I have never screamed so loud or have been so scared in my entire life. I actually called 911, emphatically stating that we were being invaded by creatures from another planet. Only after she took the rollers out of her hair and washed her face, did I believe she was an earthling. To this day, I won’t watch any science fiction movies alone or at night.
I’m more terrified to answer this question now that I’ve seen her weight.