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BREAKING NEWS – Raleigh, North Carolina – A defense attorney in his closing arguments emphasized that the prosecution never produced any evidence that his client stole some crops from a farmer’s field. He concluded by saying, “If the defendant is guilty, where are the peck of pickled peppers that Peter Piper took?”