BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The federal government’s dietary guidelines urge adults to consume at least three cups of milk a day to guard against osteoporosis, a disease in which bones become brittle and weak. The DNC is calling the new guidelines “subtle racism” and then explained, “because of the color of milk, it indirectly promotes white supremacy”. Now the DNC is suggesting that Caucasians should drink only white milk, African-Americans should only drink chocolate milk, and for people to drink Nestle’s Quik strawberry flavored milk if they regularly give or receive hickeys.
