BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former presidential candidate Hillary Clinton stopped by a Manhattan Barnes and Noble Tuesday to sign copies of her new blockbuster memoir “What Happened.” Superfans started lining up outside Barnes and Noble as early as 11:00 p.m. Monday for a signing scheduled for 11:00 a.m. the next day on a humid 80 degree day. Several fans stated that they overhead her telling one of her staffers, “I don’t care how much they sweat. These slippery saps made me sweat on election night by not encouraging more people to vote for me, now let’s see how they like it! They can all collapse from heat exhaustion for all I care, as long as they pay me for my freakin’ book!”
