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BREAKING NEWS – Hershey, Pennsylvania – The Hershey Corporation has announced that they are now getting into the business of breast enhancements. However, instead of using silicone, the company will be using some of their own candy. Hershey stated the surgery will be inexpensive, and the procedure will be referred to as “M&M plants”.